I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Pie

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I know an old lady who swallowed a pie,
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A Thanksgiving pie, which was really too dry,
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 Perhaps she'll die

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I know an old lady who swallowed some cider,
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that rumbled and mumbled and grumbled inside her,
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She swallowed the cider to moisten the pie,
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The Thanksgiving pie, which was really too dry,
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Perhaps she'll die

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I know an old lady who swallowed a roll
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just swallowed it whole -the entire roll!
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She swallowed the roll to go with the cider
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that rumbled and mumbled and grumbled inside her,
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She swallowed the cider to moisten the pie,
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The Thanksgiving pie, which was really too dry,
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Perhaps she'll die

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I know an old lady who swallowed a squash
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Oh my gosh, a fat yellow squash.
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She swallowed the squash to go with the roll
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She swallowed the roll to go with the cider
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that rumbled and mumbled and grumbled inside her,
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She swallowed the cider to moisten the pie,
Em                                 A
The Thanksgiving pie, which was really too dry,
D                    D    A7
Perhaps she'll die

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I know and old lady who swallowed a salad
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She was looking quite pallid from eating that salad!
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She swallowed the salad to go with the squash
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She swallowed the squash to go with the roll
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She swallowed the roll to go with the cider
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that rumbled and mumbled and grumbled inside her,
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She swallowed the cider to moisten the pie,
Em                                 A
The Thanksgiving pie, which was really too dry,
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Perhaps she'll die

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I know an old lady who swallowed a turkey
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her future looked murky after that turkey!
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She swallowed the turkey to go with the salad.
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She swallowed the salad to go with the squash
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She swallowed the squash to go with the roll
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She swallowed the roll to go with the cider
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that rumbled and mumbled and grumbled inside her,
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She swallowed the cider to moisten the pie,
Em                                 A
The Thanksgiving pie, which was really too dry,
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Perhaps she'll die

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I know an old lady who swallowed a pot
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I kid you not -she swallowed a pot
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She swallowed the pot to go with the turkey
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She swallowed the turkey to go with the salad.
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She swallowed the salad to go with the squash
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She swallowed the squash to go with the roll
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She swallowed the roll to go with the cider
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that rumbled and mumbled and grumbled inside her,
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She swallowed the cider to moisten the pie,
Em                                 A
The Thanksgiving pie, which was really too dry,
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Perhaps she'll die

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I know an old lady who swallowed a cake
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for goodness sake, a ten-layer cake
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She swallowed the cake to go with the pot
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She swallowed the pot to go with the turkey
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She swallowed the turkey to go with the salad.
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She swallowed the salad to go with the squash
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She swallowed the squash to go with the roll
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She swallowed the roll to go with the cider
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that rumbled and mumbled and grumbled inside her,
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She swallowed the cider to moisten the pie,
Em                                 A
The Thanksgiving pie, which was really too dry,
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Perhaps she'll die

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I know an old lady who swallowed some bread... I'm full she said.

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